Three Friday's ago I went to my friends 30th birthday party at his clubhouse (not like a clubhouse you build when your ten, an actually clubhouse for a grown man fraternity)..With all married couples..I have accepted this as part of my life. What I cannot accept is my friend introducing me to his friends as the "single one". AWESOME.
Anyways so the night goes on after awhile another friend shows up with his roommate. A fine specimen of chocolate that as soon as I see him I knew he was going to be my Friday night dessert. It was the moment when you look at the person the exact time they are looking at you, and you both know that this night is going to end up well for both of you.
He sat not right by me but close enough to where he was apart of my conversation. My friends knew what was going on I kept getting texts that read "he likes you" "your totally gonna do him" because we are 18 and immature not 30 and classy.
He got up to leave with my friend who brought him and I immediately blurted out "Can I have your number" I was not sly at all and said this in front of everyone. But needless to say I got it.
So the party winds down we hit up the bar down the street, He's there we chop it up for a second, he gets the waitress' number. Which doesn't detour me from keeping my eye on the prize.
We head to his place, he "just moved in" and only has a air mattress. we totally do it (again because I'm classy) and then roll over and both fall asleep at 11am I wake up like wtf. look over and see him still asleep. I tried to do the stealth get the fuck out move, but we were on a air mattress so as soon as I got half way off the bed he sprang up and was awake. FUCK. Then the awkward morning chit chat. Then he says you snore. AMAZING.
I cant open the door to save my life, I'm trying to leave without my friend seeing me I am successful with that part. He wasn't even home. So Chocolate helps me open the door says good bye with the standard Ill text you line, I try not to look anyone in the eye as I do my walk of shame from his apartment to my car which is on the other side of the complex.
I didn't really expect to hear from him again. No biggie I fucked him within hours of meeting me. I get it. But then he TEXTED me.
He wanted to hang out and watch a movie at his house.. I'm not 17 I know what "watch a movie" really is. Just say you wanna pork again and be an adult about it, no need to sugar coat shit. And he keeps asking for pictures like I'm going to change sorry dude.
So we made plans to actually go to the movies he used the just to let you know i don't have allot of money..Well why are you asking me out then?
we do go out though with one of my girl friends and his roommate which is actually my friend from high school. It was a cool kind of double date. We went back to their house drank some more My friends disappeared somewhere up stairs so it was me and chocolate alone downstairs where he wanted to do freaky shit because it was daring and someone might catch us...I'm all down for some weird shit but only in a bedroom with a locked door. So we go up stairs to air mattress heaven. And we totally do it again.
And then after he says..."I'd do you sober"
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